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everblessedpumpum:

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chest hair = yass

back hair = …

Happy trails thoooo

stomach hair = YASSSSSS


RAIIIN!

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


ducks are notorious rapists. tired of all the human bashing. animals aren’t perfect.

(Source: asianmovie)

shonetsu:

ineedawindowsill:

burning-vermilion:

If there’s never a movie where Ezra Miller plays Richard Ramirez, I’ll be highly disappointed.

I mean, look

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god fucking damn it

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.