chest hair = yass
back hair = …
Happy trails thoooo
stomach hair = YASSSSSS
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
ducks are notorious rapists. tired of all the human bashing. animals aren’t perfect.
If there’s never a movie where Ezra Miller plays Richard Ramirez, I’ll be highly disappointed.
I mean, look
god fucking damn it
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.